
Europe plans special tax for Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon French minister says around two per cent of turnover sounds about right. See if you can get someone else to eat it! Google reveals Edge bug that Microsoft has had trouble fixing Oh great - because Google's explained how to make Edge run dodgy code. What do you want for Christmas, El Reg? Asking him to eat pizza now elicits the response "If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back. We await an apology for Iain's nieces, and if someone at Microsoft would like to restore their faith in Christmas with some presents, we'll happily put you in touch.






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